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05 October 2011 @ 03:19 pm
 
okay I literally cannot believe this just happened

I woke up this morning to go to class and discovered that somebody had taken the umbrella stand and parking stickers off my bike as well as bent up the basket

so naturally I was pretty pissed as well as confused because you would have had to have brought a screwdriver with you to take the stand off and what the fuck would you even do with the stickers

but my key fit and it had the same brake screeching problem so it had to be my bike

so after being in a foul mood all morning I went to the bike shop to buy another umbrella stand and had bike shop man bend my basket back into shape

and went to the study hall like normal only to find

my bike

parked there where I'd left it last night

I RODE THE WRONG BIKE HOME LAST NIGHT

there just happened to be a bike of the exact same model that MY KEY FUCKING FIT INTO

RIGHT NEXT TO MY ACTUAL BIKE

AND I RODE IT HOME LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BIKE

BECAUSE MY KEY FIT INTO IT

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT ARE THE ODDS

so anyway I accidentally stole and returned a bike (and gave them an umbrella stand) should I tell the police...

also I am super glad my real bike didn't get towed considering I left it in a no parking zone all goddamn night

what a mindfuck
 
 
 
oh hipierreuse on October 5th, 2011 07:50 am (UTC)
Oh. My. God. XD
prosodiprosodi on October 5th, 2011 04:14 pm (UTC)
Haaaaaa. WHAT EVEN HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN.
really such a ladyohmeguro on October 5th, 2011 07:19 pm (UTC)
Fabulous Japan adventures indeed.
kenpachi ramasama in da clubrayquaza on October 6th, 2011 03:16 pm (UTC)
LMFAO HOW EVEN....... that's beautiful
cool exec with a heart of steel: pic#99362767iron on October 7th, 2011 02:31 am (UTC)
Oh my god, THAT IS KIND OF AMAZING. I wouldn't know what to do in this situation, but let us know the final outcome!